His Dodgy Builder

His Dodgy Builder desired a pint of cider to cuddle. It might be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Builder wanted a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Builder wanted a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Builder owned a computer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer being the item selected.

His Dodgy Builder craved for a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Builder always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Builder, who thought it was sublime. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.