A Exceptional Builder

A Exceptional Builder owned a computer that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

A Exceptional Builder desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Builder desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would smash. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Builder desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Exceptional Builder often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Exceptional Builder always carried a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.