My Retarded Cat

My Retarded Cat carried a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Cat owned a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Retarded Cat craved for a toilet brush to worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Cat desperately looked for a stapler to insert somewhere. This seems a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Retarded Cat looked for a wig to demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

My Retarded Cat desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.