My Tired Cat

My Tired Cat found a spade that they would smash. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Cat carried a wig that they would cuddle. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it was simply life. A wig would be the item that was selected.

My Tired Cat desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

My Tired Cat desired a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Cat desperately wanted a melon that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a melon being the chosen item.

My Tired Cat desperately searched for a bat that they would play with. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to select.