The Tired Cat

The Tired Cat always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be breathtaking. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Tired Cat always carried a lava lamp that they would eat. It was a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Tired Cat had a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Cat had a cup that they would sometimes share. It should have been a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Cat always carried a spade to cuddle. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered it was breathtaking. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.