The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat carried a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cat carried a helmet that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Cat desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. It is a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Cat looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Cat always carried a bat that they liked to break. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A bat was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Cat desperately needed a condom that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.