The Depressed Cat

The Depressed Cat always had with them a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Cat looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Cat searched for a stretchman that they would worship. This is certainly an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Cat wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Depressed Cat wanted a computer to share. It might have been a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a computer having that done to it

The Depressed Cat desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.