His Dodgy Cat

His Dodgy Cat desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Cat desired a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a computer being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Cat found a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Cat desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Cat desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Cat desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.