Weary Cat

Weary Cat always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Weary Cat desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Weary Cat had a piece of paper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Weary Cat desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Cat carried a can of Tango that they would often share. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Weary Cat searched for a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.