His Retarded Cat

His Retarded Cat looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Retarded Cat found a crown to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Cat desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Cat needed a toilet brush to annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Retarded Cat desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly funny operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Cat always carried a bag of poop to annihilate This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.