Nervous Cat

Nervous Cat always had with them a radiator that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Cat desperately wanted a pint of beer to put on his head. This is certainly a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Cat wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Nervous Cat had a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Nervous Cat always carried a bag of flour that they would drop. It was a new exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Cat desperately desired a pen that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.