The Magical Cat

The Magical Cat always had with them a sword to break. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Magical Cat desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be entertaining. A helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Cat always had with them a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It is a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Magical Cat often carried a teapot that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Magical Cat owned a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

The Magical Cat searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.