Their Exceptional Cat

Their Exceptional Cat desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was exciting. A helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Cat desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Their Exceptional Cat owned a ball that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

Their Exceptional Cat always kept a can of coke that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Cat craved for a dildo that they would often break. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected it was sublime. A dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Cat needed a sword to smash. This seems a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.