Her Dodgy Cat

Her Dodgy Cat owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Dodgy Cat desired a teapot to hug. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Cat often carried a spade to sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Cat found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Cat found a can of Tango that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Cat searched for a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.