A Fat Cat

A Fat Cat found a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

A Fat Cat carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Cat wanted a tomato that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Fat Cat desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

A Fat Cat needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

A Fat Cat always kept a spade that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A spade is the thing to select.