Retarded Cat

Retarded Cat looked for a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Retarded Cat desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Retarded Cat always kept a bag of flour to put up their bum. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour having that done to it

Retarded Cat wanted a CD player that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Retarded Cat desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It might be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Retarded Cat desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to drop. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.