The Careful Cat

The Careful Cat had a pen to smash. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Cat desired a sack of potatoes that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Cat wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Cat needed a crown that they would put on his head. This seems an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.

The Careful Cat always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Cat searched for a chocolate bar that they would throw. It should be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.