Boring Chimp

Boring Chimp always carried a cucumber that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Boring Chimp had a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Boring Chimp craved for a set square that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

Boring Chimp found a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Boring Chimp desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

Boring Chimp needed a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.