A Round Chimp

A Round Chimp desired a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Round Chimp wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Round Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Round Chimp desired a block of cheese that they would embrace. This seems a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Round Chimp owned a big sponge that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Round Chimp wanted a computer that they would occasionally worship. This seems a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.