Foolish Chimp

Foolish Chimp had a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.

Foolish Chimp found a vibrator that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Foolish Chimp found a computer that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Foolish Chimp carried a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Foolish Chimp needed a bag of flour that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour of all things.

Foolish Chimp owned a rubber johnny that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was stunning. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.