Lonely Chimp

Lonely Chimp wanted a computer that they would throw. It was a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

Lonely Chimp desperately desired a pint of cider to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Lonely Chimp desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally embrace. This seems an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a spade was the chosen thing.

Lonely Chimp always had with them a pen that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A pen of all things.

Lonely Chimp always had with them a radiator that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was stunning. A radiator having that done to it

Lonely Chimp desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.