A Confused Chimp

A Confused Chimp always carried a helmet that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

A Confused Chimp always carried a custard pie to annihilate It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Chimp desired a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

A Confused Chimp always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Confused Chimp owned a sponge that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Chimp carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.