The Blue Chimp

The Blue Chimp found a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Chimp desperately craved for a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a ball is the item to choose.

The Blue Chimp had a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Blue Chimp desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a strange thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Chimp often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Blue Chimp always had with them a pen that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A pen is the thing to choose.