My Bewildered Chimp

My Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Chimp craved for a condom that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Chimp always kept a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Chimp wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Chimp always carried a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Chimp wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.