The Foolish Chimp

The Foolish Chimp owned a little monkey that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Foolish Chimp often carried a teapot that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Foolish Chimp always had with them a can of coke that they would share. This might appear to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Chimp desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

The Foolish Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Chimp desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer is the item to choose.