My Worrisome Chimp

My Worrisome Chimp found a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Worrisome Chimp searched for a bag of flour that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

My Worrisome Chimp craved for a custard pie to eat. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Chimp had a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Worrisome Chimp found a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Worrisome Chimp owned a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It is an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it