Their Grumpy Chimp

Their Grumpy Chimp desperately looked for a tomato to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

Their Grumpy Chimp craved for a set square that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a bat that they would put up their bum. It would have been a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a dildo that they would often experiment on. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Their Grumpy Chimp always carried a lava lamp that they would cuddle. This is certainly a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Their Grumpy Chimp craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.