Her Green Chimp

Her Green Chimp always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Her Green Chimp wanted a hat to demolish. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Chimp always kept a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Chimp needed a bat to put on his head. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to choose.

Her Green Chimp desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Green Chimp craved for a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.