A Bum Loving Chimp

A Bum Loving Chimp desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It might have been a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

A Bum Loving Chimp owned a set square that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Chimp searched for a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Chimp desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Chimp desperately craved for a stretchman to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Chimp always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.