The Orange Chimp

The Orange Chimp always kept a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a crown of all things.

The Orange Chimp craved for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

The Orange Chimp desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Orange Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Chimp owned a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Orange Chimp carried a condom that they would often hug. It is considered to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.