Their Foolish Chimp

Their Foolish Chimp found a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Their Foolish Chimp found a sword that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A sword was the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Chimp carried a sword that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword being the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Chimp always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Foolish Chimp desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Their Foolish Chimp wanted a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A CD player would be the chosen thing.