The Stupid Chimp

The Stupid Chimp wanted a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

The Stupid Chimp desperately wanted a helmet that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp carried a bag of flour that they would embrace. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Stupid Chimp always carried a helmet that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Chimp always had with them a can of coke that they liked to share. It should be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Chimp always kept a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.