A Horny Chimp

A Horny Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Chimp carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Chimp needed a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Chimp desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Horny Chimp always kept a tomato that they would often play with. It might be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

A Horny Chimp always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.