Her Bum Loving Chimp

Her Bum Loving Chimp desired a bat that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Chimp often carried a wig to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a wig would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Chimp always had with them a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving Chimp always kept a stapler to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Bum Loving Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Chimp always kept a stretchman that they would drop. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.