The Colourful Chimp

The Colourful Chimp desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

The Colourful Chimp owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Chimp always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Chimp desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Colourful Chimp owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Colourful Chimp always carried a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.