The Square Chimp

The Square Chimp craved for a hat that they would hug. It might be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

The Square Chimp searched for a set square that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Chimp carried a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Square Chimp desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Square Chimp searched for a stapler that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Square Chimp needed a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.