My Nervous Chimp

My Nervous Chimp desired a teapot that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A teapot being the chosen thing.

My Nervous Chimp desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Chimp desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

My Nervous Chimp desired a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Chimp wanted a sword that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Chimp craved for a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.