My Fat Chimp

My Fat Chimp always carried a CD player that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

My Fat Chimp always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

My Fat Chimp desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It was a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Chimp needed a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Chimp wanted a stretchman that they would often hug. It should be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Chimp desperately looked for a mug that they would often sit and look at. It is an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to select.