A Troubled Chimp

A Troubled Chimp desired a dildo that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

A Troubled Chimp desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Troubled Chimp carried a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be simply life. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Chimp craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

A Troubled Chimp needed a bag of poop that they would play with. It might have been a weird thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.