The Little Chimp

The Little Chimp found a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A stretchman being the chosen item.

The Little Chimp always had with them a custard pie to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A custard pie being the item opted for.

The Little Chimp desperately desired a mug that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to select.

The Little Chimp often carried a cup that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Little Chimp desired a block of cheese that they would embrace. It was an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Little Chimp always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.