The Horny Chimp

The Horny Chimp searched for a pint of cider to cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Chimp owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Chimp wanted a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Horny Chimp desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would hug. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Chimp looked for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Chimp always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.