The Blue Cunt

The Blue Cunt desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Blue Cunt had a bag of poop that they would often eat. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Cunt wanted a porno magazine that they would put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Cunt desperately looked for a can of coke to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Blue Cunt desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Blue Cunt craved for a ball that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was out of this world. A ball would be the thing that was selected.