A Lonely Cunt

A Lonely Cunt found a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

A Lonely Cunt owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

A Lonely Cunt wanted a custard pie that they would often break. It would have been a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be wonderous. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Lonely Cunt owned a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Lonely Cunt desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Cunt needed a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.