The Crypting Cunt

The Crypting Cunt wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Cunt owned a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It should be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Crypting Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Cunt needed a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Crypting Cunt desperately wanted a bat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Cunt found a little monkey that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.