A Bum Loving Cunt

A Bum Loving Cunt desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

A Bum Loving Cunt desperately looked for a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Cunt had a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Cunt always kept a little monkey to experiment on. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Cunt needed a dildo that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Cunt needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.