The Funny Cunt

The Funny Cunt owned a pen that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

The Funny Cunt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Cunt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Funny Cunt searched for a cucumber to worship. This is certainly an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Funny Cunt searched for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Cunt wanted a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.