The Scary Cunt

The Scary Cunt found a custard pie that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Cunt owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Cunt desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Cunt carried a hat that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Cunt needed a hat that they would often play with. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Scary Cunt searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It should have been a new thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.