A Naughty Cunt

A Naughty Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they would often sleep with. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Cunt desperately looked for a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Naughty Cunt looked for a dildo to sit and look at. It should be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

A Naughty Cunt found a porno magazine to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Cunt had a computer that they would often demolish. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.