The Unusual Cunt

The Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Cunt had a cup that they would occasionally break. It might have been an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

The Unusual Cunt needed a dildo that they would occasionally break. It would be a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Unusual Cunt searched for a sponge to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Unusual Cunt desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Cunt searched for a vibrator to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.