Their Magical Cunt

Their Magical Cunt desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Magical Cunt searched for a lava lamp that they would often play with. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Magical Cunt always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was simply life. A bottle of wine having that done to it

Their Magical Cunt often carried a stapler to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Magical Cunt always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Their Magical Cunt often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.